Wife Faces Trial For Biting Hubby's Penis

This may be hard to swallow, but a wife who is facing trial for trying to bite off her husband's penis says he'll understand and forgive her. The unnamed Chilean woman, from Osorno, told police that she had a jealousy fit and was unable to control herself. She faces charges of grevious bodily harm and is currently in custody awaiting a trial. According to Austral Osorno Newspaper, the husband is recovering after minor surgery in the hospital.

"The wife said that this was the only way to teach her husband a lesson," said a police spokesperson. She said it was a proof of love and is sure the husband will understand and forgive her.

-- A "jealousy fit"? No, no, no, no ... a "jealousy fit" is when you yell at him and accuse him of cheating on you and might even involve a slap in the face. A "jealousy fit" does not -- let me repeat that -- DOES NOT involve trying to separate your husband from his "Mr. Winkie" by using your teeth!! If this woman's husband foregives her, it can mean only one thing: His minor surgery failed. Hehehe!