AnonymouS: 2007-02-11

Friday, February 16, 2007

A German man was arrested after he took off his trousers in the Philippines because he was annoyed by airport security. Hans Jurgen Oskar von Naguschewski, 66, was arrested for lasciviousness, reports the BBC.

Von Naguschewski performed the impromptu strip after being asked to go through the X-ray machine twice at Manila airport. Instead of boarding his flight to Frankfurt, he was detained by police and is due in court where he could face a sentence of between six months and six years in jail.

"He must have been annoyed that he was asked to walk through the X-ray twice so he took off his pants," airport security chief Angel Atutubo told local reporters.

Police Superintendent Atilano Morada said: "He actually didn't say much, unlike Filipino passengers who would talk a lot. He was clearly irked and he showed it by disrobing."

-- WOW! Lasciviousness, it has been a long time since I've heard of any one being charged with that. Sadly, as Mr. Von Naguschewski has now learned, it is no longer okay to drop trou at the airport ... not even in the VIP room. Hopefully, the Philippine court will go easy on Mr. Von Naguschewski and let him continue his vacation ... with or without his pants, hehehe!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Dirty Love

A modern day Cinderella story which sees disaster prone Rebecca (McCarthy) embargs on an outrageous and hilarious journey in search of true love. Betrayed by her boyfriend, Richard (Webster) and following a palm reader's psychic prophecy, Rebecca goes in search of her one true soul mate.

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HE's Alright

Britain's Great Sex-Toy Heist

LIVERPOOL, England -- Thieves stole a £2,000 ($4,000) haul of sex toys that were on their way to Bolton, England, in time for Valentine's Day. The thieves struck as the van belonging to the Nice N Naughty adult sex shop was parked in Liverpool city center on Tuesday.

Thirty-six sex toys, together with 18 tubs of chocolate body paint and 12 blow-up dolls were taken at around 6:30 p.m. They also stole a satellite navigation system and an iPod from the van.

Simon Prescott, director of Nice N Naughty, said: "The race is now on to import dozens of sex toys and blow-up dolls from our suppliers in Amsterdam. The business is extremely busy at the moment and it is crucial we get this stock replaced as quickly as possible, particularly as Valentine's Day is fast approaching."

Prescott added: "These items were due to go on display in our store in Newport Street, Bolton. We are committed to our customers and I will ensure these shelves are filled as soon as possible. We will make sure we do not let anyone down."

-- This guy is amazing. You'd think the first thing on his mind would be seeing the perpetrators apprended and the stolen property recovered. But, no, Prescott's big worry is getting replacement stock on the shelves to keep his customers satisfied during the pre-Valentine's Day shopping surge. Maybe that's why he's director.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Naked Jogger Nabbed

The notorious naked jogger has reached the end of the road. Darryl Delacruz, 43, by all accounts an otherwise law-abiding Silicon Valley engineer, has paid his $100 fine and apologizes to anyone who may have been offended by his jaunts through Cupertino's Fremont Older Preserve.

``I'll go back, but I'll be wearing clothes,'' the San Jose man said. ``I don't want people to have the wrong impression.''

While it is not illegal to take your clothes off in a Midpeninsula Open Space Preserve District park, it is an infraction to do so in front of other people. Rumors of a fleshy middle-aged man -- stripped down to his running shoes and glasses -- started to circulate about a year ago. Sightings became increasingly common last summer and fall.

Equestrians from nearby Saratoga's Garrod Farms say he was generally polite, exchanging pleasantries and taking care not to startle their horses. But they grew more disturbed when he began to engage in casual conversation. One women confronted him, asking him to stop, yet he persisted. Others grew frightened for the welfare of young girls.

When winter arrived, temperatures dropped. But his nude workouts didn't. So rangers with the Midpeninsula Open Space District and Santa Clara County Parks Department monitored his routines.

On Jan. 9, a balmy winter day, county rangers noticed his small hybrid car parked on the side of Stevens Canyon Road. They alerted Midpen bicycle patrolman Jeff Smith. Delacruz was sighted -- and cited. Smith charged him with violating District Ordinance 412, which states that ``no person shall expose any part of the pubic or anal region or genitalia while on District Lands in public view.''

Said Kerry Carlson, president of the Midpeninsula Rangers Peace Officers Association: ``We don't see it as appropriate behavior. A significant number of people feel uncomfortable with a nude person running around.''

Carlson said rangers don't bother people who seek full-body tans in seclusion. ``But there are plenty of other places where he can do nude jogging,'' he said. The district's policy is liberal, he said. For instance, toplessness is permitted for both males and females. And Midpen rangers are happy to look the other way if you're au naturel in private. In contrast, most other parks don't let it all hang out, even if the only audience is wildlife.

Delacruz -- a married man with an expertise in high tech and a patent to his name -- said he didn't wish to be a spokesman for ``naturism.'' But he regrets that ``people are easily scared when they're not used to seeing a non-clothed person. They don't separate nakedness from sex. They get them confused.''

There's nothing criminal about an unclothed human body, he said. ``But until society catches up, I don't want to take a chance,'' he said.

So why does he like to run naked?

"It is a liberating feeling,'' he said. ``It's about getting in touch with nature -- not meeting people,'' he said.

It isn't cold, once you set a pace, he said. Nor, he said, is it uncomfortable.

His greatest concern is that he will be wrongly accused of doing something obscene or menacing.

No Place to Live For Sex Offender

A Rockland sex offender approved for release last year remains in prison because he can't find a place to live that meets state parole guidelines. Donald Kardian, a former county jail corrections officer, was scheduled for release March 2 on good behavior after serving two-thirds of his 10-year sentence.

The law mandated his release even though a parole panel had denied him early release. His maximum sentence would have kept him in prison until 2009 for sodomizing a 13-year-old Rockland boy in 1999 and sending pornographic materials by computer to another boy while awaiting sentencing.

Although his release is mandated by law, Kardian has been "unable to provide a viable residence to live," Parole Division spokesman Scott Steinhardt said.

He told parole officials of two possible residences, including one in Rockland.

"Neither was deemed appropriate," Steinhardt said.

Places can be considered inappropriate for a variety of reasons, including proximity to the victim, schools or other places where children congregate.

Kardian will remain in Downstate Correctional Facility in Fishkill until he can provide living arrangements approved by parole, Steinhardt said. If he is released, Kardian would be supervised by parole until June 2009. He would be required to undergo polygraph tests while being supervised by parole.

A state Parole Board panel denied Kardian an early release from prison in September 2004, saying, in part: "Parole is denied ... given the violence and serious criminal demeanor that you have demonstrated." Then-County Judge William Kelly, after a hearing, classified Kardian as a Level 3 high-risk sex offender. Kardian must report his address to his local police department for the rest of his life. The police can then notify schools and other facilities dealing with children of his address and criminal record.

Kardian pleaded guilty to sodomizing a boy, and Kelly sentenced him to 2 1/2 to 7 years in prison. Within 19 days of his guilty plea, when he was still awaiting sentencing on the Rockland charge, Kardian sent pornographic materials to a boy and arranged to meet the child for sex in White Plains.

The "boy" turned out to be an undercover Westchester County police officer and Kardian was arrested.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Private Pirate - Hells Belles

In this production, dirty director Frank Thring shows us in three new stories: “Torrid Traveller” “The Rich are All Perverts” and “Boss the Boss” his flair for fetish erotica. Don’t miss Hells Bells, the nastiest sex Private can deliver.

Pervert Doc. Struck Off (for life!)

A DOCTOR was struck off for life yesterday for molesting a string of female patients. GP Shyam fondled 9 women over 5 years subjecting some to unnecessary internal examinations. Several told the General Medical Council how Sinha, 59, groped their breasts at his surgery in Kirkby, Merseyside. One 16-year-old victim even had her child taken into care because she refused to return to the doctor.

A judge previously found Sinha NOT GUILTY of criminal charges at Liverpool Crown Court due to insufficient evidence.

Bangkok On Alert (underage kissing)

Bangkok police on alert for underage kissing on Valentine's Day. A word of advice to young Thai lovers on Valentine's Day: No kissing in public. Bangkok police say they plan to protect underage couples from the sting of Cupid's arrow, and will crack down on what is deemed to be "inappropriate'' behavior.

Patrols will start after school hours in "high-risk areas,'' like public parks, shopping malls and restaurants and expand in the evening to include nightclubs, bars and so-called love motels, which rent small rooms for short periods of time, said Police Lt. Vorawat Amornviwat of the Metropolitan Police Bureau.

"If we find teenagers below 18 engaged in inappropriate behavior like kissing, we will give them warnings and report to their parents so they can pick them up,'' he said. "Alcohol is definitely a catalyst for this kind of behavior, so we will keep an eye on underage drinking.''

The Metropolitan Police force has also asked nightclub and bar owners to help by turning away underage customers. "These places are not meant for kids,'' he said, adding that Valentine's Day required extra vigilance "because they seem to be more vulnerable to sexual temptations on this particular night.''

The crackdown on public displays of affection is the latest effort to balance the country's look-the-other-way tolerance with Buddhist values of modesty and manners.

Over the weekend, the Culture Ministry issued what it called the "10 Commandments of Love'' to encourage teens not to engage in sexual activities while celebrating Valentine's Day. The first commandment: "Love with patience, so as not to become a young parent.'' No. 4 urges youths to love carefully "to avoid the risk of sexually transmitted diseases.''

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Britons' Sex Problem

Oh how the mighty have fallen. The British - with a rich heritage of erotic and semi-erotic literature such as Henry Fielding's novels "Tom Jones" and "Moll Flanders", D.H. Lawrence's novels "Lady Chatterly's Lover", "The Fox" and "Women In Love", and the Romantic poets to name a few - have a sex problem.

It's hard to believe but facts are facts and a new survey conducted for the U.K.'s Family Planning Association (FPA) and conducted by Gfk NOP, reveals that when it comes to sex, Britons are woefully - there's no nice way to say it - ignorant.

According to the survey, almost one of every three Britons think that if a woman jumps up and down, washes or urinates immediately after sex, she can prevent pregnancy. A whopping 89 per cent of respondents were unaware that it is possible for sperm to live inside a woman's body for up to seven days.

Of the 500 people questioned, half of them did not know that a woman's most fertile time is between 10 and 16 days before her next period. One in four incorrectly thought that the fluid a man produces before he ejaculates does not contain sperm.

The FPA released the survey results to coincide with its Contraceptive Awareness Week. FPA officials said the survey results reveal "widespread confusion and misunderstanding" about some of the basic facts about sex and called for improved sex and relationships education in schools.

"In today's sexualized society, we are bombarded with a multitude of sexual imagery and messages," Anne Weyman, chief executive of FPA, told reporters. "Nevertheless, providing people with the information and skills they need to make positive choices about their health and lives is not considered a priority."

According to FPA, one in five pregnancies in the U.K. currently ends in abortion. "None of us is born with the facts about sex and reproduction - we are taught them," said Weyman.

In one of the necks of the woods where Eye grew up, it was well "known" that a woman couldn't get pregnant if she drank a glass of wine at the stroke of midnight after having had sex. Pretty stupid, but many a young lad believed it and convinced many a young lady that it was true. Many of those gullible enough to believe it generally "had to get married" within two months of the ceremonial drinking of the wine at midnight.

As we see it, Ms. Weyman is correct and, given the survey results, Britain should invest more resources in sex education programs. And Britain is the not the only country that should do this.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Uncircumcised Students Sent Home

A Kenyan secondary school has sent home 20 boys because they were not circumcised, saying it feared they would be bullied by other students. The new pupils at Kiriani boys' high school in Eastern Province had only been at the school for three days.

The pupils were told not to return until they had completed the procedure. "Please do the needful within two weeks and let your son report back to school with you immediately he is well," a letter to parents from the school said.

Circumcision is not obligatory for admission to secondary school, but a study released in December said it reduced the risk of contracting HIV/Aids. Circumcision is practised in many, but not all, of Kenya's various ethnic groups

caught in action Part VII

Idiot's Complete Guide to Tantric Sex

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Author is a strong self-promoter with media access. The Complete Idiots Guide® to Tantric Sex covers every aspect of this ancient practice, from the sacred beliefs of Tantra which form the basis for Tantric loving to the process of preparing for and practicing Tantric techniques. The book is broken down into six parts, including- the secret sexual world of Tantra; preparing your mind for Tantric sex; preparing your body for Tantric sex; preparing your spirit for Tantric sex; the art of Tantric self-love; and the joy of Tantric sex.
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The Amateurs

Sex sells in America and these guys know it. The Amateurs follows a small town band of loveable losers who hit upon an idea that can make their dreams and fantasies come true. Thinking they've found the road to riches and fame they decide to make the world's most innocent adult film. Everyman's fantasy turns into a hilarious misadventure when they find they're in way over their heads.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Lost & Found : Panties

Call it an enigma. Police in Purton, England, are puzzled by the perplexing case of the not-missing panties. Police know the panties aren't missing for two reasons: First, because no one has reported them missing or stolen. Second, because the police keep finding them.

The find them, oddly enough, draped over road signs and draped over gravestones, which is even more odd. And they have been finding them for months.

The not-missing-panties mystery began last November when the first pair of not-missing women's panties were discovered over a road sign in the village of Purton, near Swindon, which is located in Wilshire. Since then, Purton police have found 30 pair of panties draped over roadsigns and gravestones in the village and they aren't sure what to make of it.

Puton Policeman Phil Elliott said: "If it's a practical joke and someone could just let us in on it, then that would be great." He said all the panties appears to be knew and of quite good quality, further deepening the enigma, if enigmas can be deepened, that is, and adding to the Purton Police Department's desire to get to the bottom of the mysterious case of the not-missing-panties.

-- Odd's Balls! What a mysterious mystery this is. And there's nothing better than solving a mysterious mystery

PlayBoy March 2007 Feat. Mariah Carey

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