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Naked Skating

The 5 time European champion in ladies' figure-skating, Surya Bonaly, from France, has claimed she intends to appear totally naked on the ice at the Asnieres skating-rink, in France. Bonaly says she wants to draw society's attention to the killing of seal cubs in North Canada in the hope that the killings will be banned.

Bonaly left the amateur sport for professional skating in 1999, and has been working in the USA within recent years. She became the face of a new campaign to protect animals organized by American animal liberation society ReTA, whose members are well-known for their shocking protests.

Four members of the society recently occupied the Jean Paul Gaultier boutique in Paris and spoiled the show-windows with red paint to protest against using the fashion designer's use of fur in his collections.

-- VIVE LA SKATEUR! If Ms. Bonaly has her way, her nekkid figure skating performance could set a ratings record, and I'll bet that the Asnieres rink will be "standing" room only, hehehe! A lot of French women will be shocked, however. Not by Ms. Bonaly's nekkid performance, but when their husbands and boyfriends start saying things like, "Cherie, I know how much you like figure skating so I've got front row tickets for us to see Surya Bonaly skate at the rink in Asnieres next month! And I also bought you a new digital video camera so we can record the entire show!"

RIP Anna

Smith — the stripper, turned Playboy playmate, turned rich wife, turned billionaire widow, turned defendant, turned tabloid staple, turned object of ridicule — opened herself up to the cruelty of the cameras as she stumbled through her life, both literally and figuratively.

And now she’s gone, a day before an emergency hearing in a paternity dispute involving Smith's 5-month-old daughter when 39-year-old curvaceous blonde died after collapsing at a hotel.

She was stricken while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was rushed to a hospital. Edwina Johnson, chief investigator for the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, said the cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done on Friday.

Just five months ago, Smith's 20-year-old son, Daniel, died suddenly in the Bahamas in what was believed to be a drug-related death.

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Bull Semen in Hair Treatment

Women who want their hair to be "wondefully soft and thick" need to use a little bull semen on it. That's the work from an upscale London beauty salon that claims it can give women's hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture than includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.

Hari's salon, in ritzy Chelsea, offers a 45-minute "Aberdeen Organic Hair" treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair, a spokeswoman told reporters. Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products - including wild avocados and truffle oil – before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.

"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told reporters. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick." He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.
MOOOOooooo! Didn't they do this in the movie "There's Something About Mary"? But wait, that wasn't bull semen - it was Mary's boyfriend's semen, and it was one of the funniest scenes in the movie, hehehe! Although Cameron Diaz's hair did look good. And just how did Hari "hit" on bull semen as that special ingredient to make women's hair look great anyway? And does this mean fewer calves will born in Britain next spring? And if you go to Hari's and then Spain, ladies, will matadors start waving red capes at you? Better watch out for their "swords", hehehe!

The Tattoo

A man was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.They took their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica. One night, in the men's room, the new husband finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.

"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist Board. Mine reads, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day'."

no fight!

Super Ass Award Goes to...

New Zealand's Consumers' Institute just released its first annual Complete Ass Awards for bad products and services, Voyeurwebbers.The award for the worst product and service -- appropriately called the Super Ass Award -- went to the Telecom firm for its Xtra broadband service. The Consumer Institute said the firm's advertisement is xtra-ordinarily bad and so is the service.

Institute executive director David Russell said that since Telecom "unleashed" its broadband speeds, the institute had been "inundated with complaints of slower speeds and frustrating cutouts". To make matters worse, "you can't switch on the telly or open the paper without being confronted by the leering geek band, the Xtraordinaries, proclaiming unlimited broadband speeds and no data caps", he said.

But the awards don't stop there. The institute's Lazarus Award, for a product that refuses to die, went to Txt 8555 competitions. Russell said the "rampant vagabond" text-message competition charged entrants $3 for every message sent to them by the company and then awarded them a prize lower than the value of what they had spent on their phone bill.

The Pet Rock Award, for a service as useful as a pet rock, went to Harvey Norman for its extended-warranties offers. Russell said the warranties usually offered no more protection than was already guaranteed under New Zealand's Consumer Guarantees Act.

"They're good little money-earners," Russell told reporters. "You pay them for the legal rights they have to offer you."

The Fine Print Award went to the Mitre 10 Mega company for its promise to beat any rival's prices by 10 per cent, but the fine print said the product was not allowed to be on sale at the competing store.

You have to hand it to New Zealand when the Kiwis have a good idea, they have a GOOD idea, and the Super Ass Award is a really GOOD idea. Consumer institutes in other countries should give out awards like these, hehehe!

A Girl's Guide to SOS

A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex is an 8 part TV series about sex, billed as a documentary and running on the British broadcasting station 5. The 45 minutes long episodes (including advertisements) were broadcast on Monday nights and presented by Dr. Catherine Hood. The series started on 30-10-2006, with the final programme broadcast on 18-12-2006.

The first few episodes of the series are extremely explicit, showing erect penises and close-ups of a vulva as well as detailed footage of sexual intercourse including penetration and ejaculation vagina. In subsequent episodes, most such footage was heavily and seemingly hastily censored through blurring; however, the programme remains perhaps the most explicit ever to be broadcast on mainstream UK television. (both filmed with a tiny camera from within the

Each episode explained a sex position and covered a sexually transmitted disease. Additionally the following topics were covered: sex among handicapped people, penis enlargement devices,penis enlargement surgery, anal sex, tantric sex, the g-spot, erectile dysfunction, sex reassignment surgery, cosmetic surgery of the vagina, swinging, sex on public toilets, full body plastic wrap bondage and sex dolls.

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