ALI

Muhammad Ali - then named Cassius Clay - bursts onto the world stage by winning a gold medal at the 1960 Olympics. Cocky and outspoken, he correctly predicts a fourth-round win over Archie Moore as he targets champion Sonny Liston.

The talented youngster's close relationship with legendary trainer Angelo Dundee is one of the keys to his success

Against Henry Cooper in 1963 he is floored by 'Enry's Ammer' before a bad cut ends the Londoner's challenge in round five



At 22, he is rated as a rank outsider against the feared Liston but stops him in seven rounds to become champion

Liston is knocked out by 'the phantom punch' in the first round of their rematch in Maine in May 1965

Having converted to Islam, he announces he is ditching his "slave name" Clay and will be called Muhammad Ali

A political as well as sporting icon, Ali is stripped of his title and banned from boxing for refusing to fight in Vietnam

He has to wait until 1971 for another title shot, which ends in a gruelling points defeat to Joe Frazier in New York

Ali, at 32, stuns the world by knocking Foreman out in the eighth round of the famous 'Rumble in the Jungle' in 1974

A third meeting with Frazier - the 'Thrilla in Manilla' - ends in victory when his opponent retires after 14 brutal rounds

In Britain, Ali's verbal sparring sessions with BBC interviewer Michael Parkinson are still fondly remembered

The fading Ali loses his crown to Leon Spinks but beats him in a rematch to win the heavyweight title for a record third time

Ali is past his magnificent best and losses to Larry Holmes and Trevor Berbick lead to his retirement in December 1981

But his legendary status is secure - and he overcomes his Parkinson's Disease tremors to light the Olympic flame in 1996

The BBC Sports Personality of the Century, Ali's achievements outstrip even the best of the more recent heavyweight kings

As he turns 65, Ali remains recognised as 'The Greatest' - another of his bold predictions that turned out to be spot on

HAPPY 65th B'DAY ALI !!!

Breast-Boosting Beer

British and European men are reported flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after the country's accession to the European Union led to the abolishment of customs duties on the drink. The millet-ale called Boza, which is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast, is being snapped up by bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers from across Europe. The men are said to be buying Boza for their wives and girlfriends so they can benefit from its reported ability to make women's breasts grow.

-- YAHOO! ! At last there's a beer that men don't mind buying for women, hehehe! Okie, ladies, party tonight and I'M bringing the Boza! Although a rumour was reported that a group of european plastic surgeons was lobbying hard to keep Bulgaria from being admitted to the E.U. -- until, that is, the members of the European Parliament found out about Boza's special attribute. Hehehe!
P.S. Remember, too much beer makes bigger boobs of everyone -- including men! Hehehe!

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Oral Sex : A Dangerous New Trend?

If you are living in a defiled marriage, meaning unequally yoked , and your unsaved spouse burns with lustful curiosity about oral sexual gratification, read this important article

Creation Science teaches us that a thousand years to human beings is like a light burp to the Lord. So, it isn't any wonder that God is just now finding out that His most sinful creatures (humans) have become very keen on slithering their tongues like a serpent of Satan into disgusting places on other folks' bodies that they can't reach on their own. Creation Scientists are beginning to believe that the talk around the water coolers in Heaven is that God's creatures on Earth are using their mouths for a lot more than simply eating food and preaching the Gospel.
Recent studies in Creation Science show us that oral sex can be extremely dangerous! We know this to be a fact. For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth. Creation research indicates that Satan is using the human tongue to infiltrate the soul by way of the vagina, anus, and hole in the tip of the penis (enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime). Creation Scientists have not yet determined exactly how thousands of tiny little demons extract themselves from human semen and vaginal excretions, but they are convinced that the human tongue is being used as their makeshift nest. "It is on the palette where the devil's minions spawn and reproduce like a swarms of tiny red maggots." says Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Once enough of them are bred, an army is assembled. They exit the nesting area and enter the throat. It is at this point, you are infected, and the battle for your soul begins."
Creation research on oral sex was started about a year ago when Pastor Horace Wilkins of Freehold, Iowa, through means his son is now reconciled with, once acquired some of his boy's own semen in the middle of the night, and used a tongue-depressor and a large eye-dropper to splash torrents of the gooey liquid down a bullfrog's gullet. The frog died instantly. As a follow up experiment, Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards tried the same thing on a cat, using a sample of coagulated secretions he found inside of his mother's vagina. The pussy died within fifteen minutes. Our researchers have come a long way since those first two experiments, but these results alone should be enough to raise the hair on the back of your neck and make you think twice about committing oral sex. Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth.
For about two thousand years now, married Christian couples didn't think twice about embracing the luxury afforded them in the 13th Chapter of Hebrews, verse 4 ("Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled"), as a free ticket to act like a pair of coked-up San Fernando Valley porn stars whenever they jumped in bed together. Although the Bible clearly gives married couples a license to male on female sodomy, the freedom to bring whips, French maid outfits, clippers, scat play, and in dozens of cases - outright murder!* into the wedding bed, we are beginning to understand, through the miracle of Creation Science that the Lord feels a need to draw the line somewhere. At Landover Baptist, we are honored to be on the cutting edge of Christendom by openly discouraging oral gratification, even among married couples!
A Warning to Unwed Saved Young People:
Christian young people today are just as eager as their ancestors were to partake in the Bible-based sexual revolution that the Apostle Paul affords us in his "if you're married you can be as freaky as you want" quip from Hebrews, but it just might be because of countless generations of pre-marital fornicating recklessness that the good Lord saw fit to poison oral pleasure. The talk outside the prayer closets in Bible Colleges across this country used to be, "if you don't put it in, it ain't no sin." We've all been outside our fair share of prayer closets in our lives, feeling the blood racing, the pulse pounding - believing that we could do anything we wanted but, "it," to that cute little Elementary Education major with the heavenly ankles. Lord knows, most of us are so skilled by the time we get out of Bible college that we can flip flop a music hall recital nook into a rectal depository and without batting our eyes turn the same den of iniquity into an emergency prayer closet to suit the Lord's will. Well, thanks to modern breakthroughs in Creation Science, we are beginning to understand just a little bit more about what we call, the chemistry of the Lord's will. To put it quite frankly, Creation Science is teaching us that our loving God in Heaven won't think twice about giving Satan permission to assemble a swarm of tiny little soul eating demons on the tip of your tongue for having oral sex! Yes! Even if you are married! So, unwed saved young people, if you value your lives, you need to stop fooling around RIGHT NOW! As True Christians™, it is our sworn duty to do everything in our power to prevent the Lord from getting irritated. So, young ladies need to wipe the semen from their chins and get right with the Lord! And young men, the only crack your nose needs to be in is the open crack of the Holy Bible!

*According to Landover Baptist Church records (1646 - Present Time) we were forced by the Lord Jesus to let over 1,400 Christian husbands get off Scott-Free after murdering their wives in bed. Although this might be a troubling statistic for some of us, it is really none of our business. The Good Lord writes the rules and it is our obligation not to question one jot or twiddle of His word, it is simply our duty to follow it. We are to remain obedient to God's Holy Word at all costs, and despite the pull of our carnal conscience, always remain content to have your True Christian™ hands tied by the sacred glory of God's commandments. Unless a breakthrough in Creation Science suggests otherwise.

Topless Dance Critised

It's hard to believe, but an English women's rugby team have created a bit of a stir in New Zealand after performing a topless dance for a calendar photo. In other words, they managed to upset someone more than 8,000 miles away.
The girls from the Canterbury women's rugby team in Kent went topless in their version of the sacred Ka Mate haka traditional Maori war dance for their 2007 calendar. The were doing their version of the war dance done by New Zealand's All Blacks men's rugby team for a single photo in their calendar.
But no sooner did the calendar go on sale than Maori academics labelled their interpretation of the Ka Mate haka as racially ignorant.
"It looks like misuse of the haka to me," Dr. Poia Rewi, senior lecturer in the School of Maori Studies at New Zealand's Otago University, told reporters. "I think Maori would be offended by this," he said.
"Women traditionally did do the haka, and if they really wanted to vent their spleen they might have been prompted to expose their private parts," he continued. "But that's the ultimate expression of soul feeling. If Maori aren't doing it now then I think other people who the culture doesn't belong to should be a bit cautious. It's not something I would promote."
Canterbury team member Rebecca Willis said they never meant to offend anyone.
"We didn't really know what we were doing so it was kind of the jump with a lot of noise," said the second-thrower. "We did it lots of times to get the picture right and luckily we had the field to ourselves. We never really thought it would offend people."
They must not have offended too many people because the calendar has already sold 500 copies, which is a few hundred more than the team members thought they would sell.

I'll bet many a Maori warrior got a good laugh out of the photo, assuming they even got to see it. Judging from the photo, their coach even joined in ... either that or one of the women has a beard and mustache and a very flat chest, hehehe! You go, Canturbery female rugby players! You're definitely a team of haka-haka hot women! Hehehe!