Has Anybody Seen A Cock?

A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in the church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that Doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up!

"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Tortured Females

If you are expecting a heavy bondage orgy in this one, well, you are mistaken. This is 60’s softcore, but worth the watch if you’re just relaxing with your feet up on a stool while sipping on some coffee.

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The Walls Have Eyes

The True Vue Motel is a rendezvous for couples looking for a few hours of “playtime.” Unknown to them, the motel’s manager has hidden cameras in the rooms and films all of the encounters, then blackmails the victims.

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Her Way: Young Women Remake the Sexual Revolution

Summary:

Watching Barbara Walters’s interview with Monica Lewinsky was like being caught in a tractor beam of horrified prurience. It boggled the mind that the leader of the free world would risk so much for… well, you know. The interview was many things, including funny, and that was mainly due to the enormous chasm between interviewer and interviewee regarding the heart of the matter: sex. When Walters asked, “And there were things that were done that made you as a woman happy and content?” it took women under 40 a few moments before they realized to what Walters was so coyly referring. The women of Generation (Se)X don’t talk to each other like that. Even in public. They are a lot more explicit.
In Her Way, journalist Paula Kamen traces what she calls a sexual evolution, a slow but profound change in how women relate to their sexualities. Thirtysomething Kamen uses surveys (some more scientific than others), scholarly and popular literature, pop entertainment, and her own open-ended interviews with a wide variety of women to paint a picture of younger women who are more confident about their sexual selves (be they virginal or promiscuous) and in negotiating what they want in bed and their love relationships.
In keeping with the book’s sex-positive message, the emphasis is on women’s agency and on further possibilities for broadly satisfying sexual and interpersonal relationships. There is little about, for example, sexual violence, including date rape. Kamen has distilled a wealth of research in an engaging and accessible form, and she does not shy away from a more subtle commentary that notes the persistence of a sexual double standard for men and women. She also points out that we are still operating on “basic male definitions of sex or sexual freedoms” and asks whether, perhaps, in the words of the bumper sticker, “Women who strive to be equal to men aren’t ambitious enough.” –J. Riches

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Sex With Cars!

There must be at least a thousand sexual fetishes out there, but this is one we haven't come across before. A 38-year-old Chris Donald, a British mechanic by profession, claims that he likes to have sex not in cars, but with cars. He says he has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski in the last 20 years. A nice car ... is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it," Donald told reporters.

"It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added.

According to news reports, Donald also maintains a web portal on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling. His website is fully dedicated to "auto-erotic stories".

-- This guy has had sex with thirty cars, two boats and a jet-ski? I think it's safe to assume the engines were NOT running when he did this. Otherwise he could have seriously damaged his ...er ... "dipstick", hehehe! Hmmm ... I wonder if he uses KY or Penzoil? I suppose there is a bright side to this. After all, in 20 years he hasn't been named even once as a defendant in a paternity suit. Hehehe!

A Girl's Guide to SOS Episode 2

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Foxy Nudes

Japanese audio with English subtitle, uncensored. Etsuko Yamanobe is one foxy newscaster, and the top anchorwoman on Tokyo Flower Television. Desperate to coax some hot ratings out of a limp sweeps week, Etsuko gets herself a front row seat to an unfolding hostage crisis. But even though Damesuke flipped when he was laid off, taking his boss’s college-girl daughter hostage, he’s too much of a wimp to follow through. That’s where Etsuko comes in. She forces Damesuke to engage in all manner of graphic sex acts with Mayumi on national TV. But in the name of ratings, will she get in on the act herself?

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Testosteron

If Maciek Stuhr appears in a movie it has to be good. The cast is superb (right now Kot, Szyc are top polish actors of young generation). Script is quite funny, maybe it has some low moments but generally they did their best and the action moves smoothly.

Some may say that women were shown in bad light in this movie... well sure they exaggerated "a little" but then men weren't pictured at their best either so I guess it was a square deal.

If you had some terrible experiences with polish comedies (polish people thought them utterly funny and you couldn't even follow the main plot) this will not be the case (or so I hope:)

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Revenge For Ditching

There's frequently a lot of talk about "women scorned", but men who get dumped can be just as vengeful as the following makes clear. In an attempt to take revenge from his ex-girlfriend for ditching him, a 33-year-old man left homemade sex DVDs on car windshields throughout the Chesterfield, Virginia, area. David Feltmeyer faces charges for his act of distributing DVDs that contained video of both of them having sex.

He also left her phone number, name and address and the woman received several visits and phone calls from strangers seeking sex. The woman declined to comment anything as she is said to be in a new relationship now. Chesterfield Police said that Feltmeyer tried to harm her as she is no longer in a relationship with him and took advantage of a video he shot of her. "The video was made, unbeknownst to her, at least over a year ago," he added.

Feltmeyer is charged with one felony count and one misdemeanor count of using a computer to "carry out the production of obscene exhibition." He also faces two misdemeanor counts of "knowingly producing an obscene exhibition."

Police are looking for other copies of the DVD to gather more proof against Feltmeyer. So far three DVD's have been recovered.