Lost & Found

Dear Sirs:

I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. On our flight back, we had a connection in England and somehow became separated. I had her paged for several hours and then contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her. To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful. I am now desperate to find my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word on locating my missing wife.

Sincerely,

Mr. Brent Austin
Sydney.
Australia

After a few weeks search....



Dear Mr. Austin,

We have found your wife in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here, nor is she able to talk because of lockjaw, but we are under the impression that she does not want to leave. We have tried for several days to bring her back home, but she is insistent on staying here. I have enclosed a picture for you to see that she is okay, and not let you worry because she is in good hands here in this village. Please contact us if there is anything else you might want to know.

Nairobi Police Department - See photo attached

Save the Trees

A large group of naked people posed among the threatened oak trees at the University of California, Berkeley, this past weekend in the name of art and to save the oak trees. At least six protesters have been living in the trees since Dec. 2, protesting university's plan to raze the oaks and build a $125 million sports training facility at the edge of Memorial Stadium.

San Francisco Bay area photographer Jack Gescheidt, who creates artistic portraits of trees and nude people together, was on hand to photograph the protest. Gescheidt learned about the tree protesters in the news and, since his his work is about capturing the connection people have with trees, felt obliged to be on hand to support the effort to save the U.C. Berkeley oaks.

"I am drawn to this grove as a subject because as our cities grow, the small green spaces we have left become more and more precious resources. I think the struggle to preserve these oak trees is a clear result of that," he told local news media.

Meanwhile, the U.C. Berkeley police have cited and arrested people at the small oak grove for various offenses, and threatened to build a fence at the site.

Tree protesters said they plan to remain in the trees until they are forcibly removed. Construction of the proposed new building has been halted because three separate groups -- including the City of Berkeley -- have sued the university to stop the project. In February, an Alameda County Superior Court Judge issued a preliminary injunction preventing the university from breaking ground at the site or removing any trees.

The trial for the three lawsuits to save the oak trees is expected to begin no later than this summer.

Kim Kardashian Special

She’s the daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, the stepdaughter of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner, and the Best Friend of Paris Hilton. He (Ray J) is a best selling hip hop artist who has been linked with Lil’ Kim and most recently Whitney Houston, and when you see what he’s packing, you’ll know why. It’s Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the hottest celebrity DVD ever made.

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Topless Policewoman Investigated

Shakespeare might have called it much ado about nothing, but police officials in the Australian state of Victoria are looking into a female constable's bare breasts ... so to speak. The young constable photographed herself exposing her breasts while in uniform, then sent the photo to her policeman boyfriend. Then the photo was circulated through the force's internal email.

Now the ethical standards department is trying to determine whether the female officer committed an offense as a result of the photo being sent about via official police email. It is believed the policewoman took the image on her mobile phone and passed it on to her boyfriend as an intimate get well message. The constable was in her police uniform with her name badge visible, her shirt undone and her breasts exposed when she was photographed.

The image was circulated widely through the force's internal email, landing in the inboxes of top-ranking officers and ethical standards department detectives.

"She has sent an image to her boyfriend and, obviously, he has done the wrong thing and forwarded it on," said a Victoria Police spokeswoman.

-- WOOHOO! I bet that photo perked up the boyfriend right away, hehehe! And I certainly hope the ethical standards department read the young female constable her rights: "You have the right to remain nekkid. Any clothing found on or near you will be removed immediately."

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A Girl's Guide to SOS Episode 3

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Wrong Sperm Used

A couple can proceed with a lawsuit against a fertility clinic they filed after the wife gave birth to a daughter whose skin they thought was too dark to be their child, a judge has ruled.

Thomas and Nancy Andrews, of Commack, N.Y., sued New York Medical Services for Reproductive Medicine, accusing the Manhattan clinic of medical malpractice and other offenses. They claim the Park Avenue clinic used another man's sperm to inseminate Nancy Andrews' eggs.

Three DNA tests — a home kit and two professional laboratory tests — confirmed that Thomas Andrews was not the baby's biological father, state Supreme Court Judge Sheila Abdus-Salaam quoted the couple as saying.

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Teenager’s shocking sex diaries

She meticulously jotted down every single secret tryst and over a period of four years, the 19-year-old school-leaver had compiled four diaries filled with scandalous stories.

Her luck ran out on Tuesday when her 26-year-old sister inadvertently discovered the diaries while cleaning a wardrobe in their home in Setiu, 69km from here.

The housewife was enthralled by her teenage sister's juicy stories involving “a tall moustachioed man with seductive eyes” who sneaked into the room and took off her clothes almost every night while the others were sleeping.

Her awe turned to shock and outrage when she discovered that mysterious man was her own husband.

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Anti Racism Weddings

About 700 Belgian couples have symbolically wed in a Flemish town where three couples had refused to let a black official marry them.

Deputy Mayor Wouter Van Bellingen was the first black councillor elected in St-Niklaas in northern Belgium. In response to the snub, Mr Van Bellingen decided to organise a mass wedding as an anti-racism protest.

On a cold, wet night, the couples shouted "yes" when Mr Van Bellingen asked if they were ready to marry.

The day's events - chosen to coincide with the International Day against Racism - kicked off with a group hug before the assembled couples exchanged or renewed vows.

There was then a huge wedding photo, a "multicultural dessert buffet" and a wedding dance.

Encyclopedia of Terrorism

“The most comprehensive and up-to-date work available on this subject…Essential for all academic and larger public libraries.”
–LIBRARY JOURNAL

“It is rare to find a reference volume both as timely and as well done as this effort. Considering the importance of its subject, its global and historical coverage, and its value to researchers, students, the general reader, and law enforcement, this book is a must for every library.”
–REFERENCE & USER SERVICES QUARTERLY, AMERICAN LIBRARY ASSOCIATION

“This outstanding work on terrorism accomplishes something that no other book has. The Encyclopedia of Terrorism is not only comprehensive, but accessible and brilliantly organized. It is the most important reference piece available, on the most compelling topic of our times, written by the foremost no-nonsense expert in the business. A must read for citizen and practitioner alike.”
–Professor Brian Levin, Director, Center for the Study of Hate & Extremism California State University, San Bernardino

“Kushner has gathered the type of information for which teen researchers are clamoring: biographies of key individuals, the histories of various terrorist groups both foreign and domestic, and a full discussion of specific incidents. . . . This work is ideal for libraries looking for a one-volume reference on this timely topic.”
–SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

The Encyclopedia of Terrorism presents authoritative coverage of what is currently one of the world’s most important topics. With more than 300 articles, the Encyclopedia provides detailed discussions of the who, what, where, when, and why of terrorism. Up-to-date and timely, the articles cover such topics as Al-Qaeda, biological terrorism, extremism, Saddam Hussein, jihad, Zacarias Moussaoui, and suicide bombers. Its concise, readable format and detailed chronology, photographs, maps, and charts make this an essential reference.

An internationally recognized expert on terrorism, Harvey Kushner has studied terrorism for more than three decades. He serves as a consultant on terrorism for an array of governmental and private agencies. In addition, his commentary appears regularly on Fox National News, CNN, the British Broadcasting Corporation, National Public Radio, Voice of America, and in articles in Reuters, The Associated Press, the Washington Post, and other newspapers and magazines worldwide. His expertise ensures that the entries, including contributions by other authorities in the field, are of the highest quality.

Key Features

• More than 300 authoritative, in-depth articles
• Extensive, balanced coverage of terrorist groups (such as the IRA), key events (including September 11), people, terms, and statistics, as well as biographical, historical, and geographical information
• Cross-references to related entries at the end of each article
• Comprehensive, global coverage
• Valuable appendices include: list of government organizations, list of terrorist organizations, list of well known female terrorists, detailed list of further readings

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How To Get Out Of Shopping With The Wife

Mr. Dillon hates to go shopping with his wife, but Mrs. Dillon insists he accompany her regularly to her favorite department store where, without fail, he gets very bored because he prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Dillon loves to browse.

One day, Mrs. Dillon received the following letter from the department store's management:

Dear Mrs. Dillon,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from all of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Dillon are listed below.

Things Mr. Dillon has done while his spouse was shopping at our store:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in the House Wares department to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in house wares ... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

And last, but not least ..

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Thank you.

Saddam VP hanged on 4th anniversary of invasion

Saddam Hussein's former vice president was hanged for crimes against humanity early on Tuesday, the fourth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion that toppled Saddam Hussein from power.

Former Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan was the third of Saddam's top aides to be hanged since the ex-president was executed in December after a trial in a U.S.-backed Iraqi tribunal that was criticised by human rights groups as unfair.

British troops pull out of base in Iraq's Basra

British troops in Iraq's southern Basra oil port pulled out of their heavily attacked base in the heart of the city on Tuesday, the first to be handed to Iraqi forces who are slowly taking control of the security.

Nude On The Moon

Dr. Huntley and Professor Nichols are able to complete their work on a moon rocket because of an unexpected inheritance. They travel to the moon, but find a lush garden paradise rather than a barren wasteland. They are captured by virtually naked telepathic humanoids and taken in front of the Great Council. The Moon Goddess decides they should be allowed to continue their experiments, and Dr. Huntley begins falling in love with her. Professor Nichols worries about getting Huntley to return to earth.

Oh, those crazy moon-hopping kids! There’s something endearingly innocent about Doris Wishman’s ridiculous 1960 nude romp with a science fiction twist. The nation’s most brilliant young rocket scientist decides to build his own private rocket ship to the moon with his uncle’s inheritance and takes off secretly with his partner, a pipe-chomping professor. Much to their surprise, it turns out to be a lush landscape that looks suspiciously like Florida, with a nudist camp in a nearby crater stuffed with topless beauties, posed and poised and waiting for the cameras to click. “I feel like a schoolboy!” exclaims our hero. “Just remember,” the professor cautions, “we’re scientists.” To that end, he snaps as many photos as he can before their air runs out. One of Wishman’s best-looking films, it’s shot in soft, luscious color, which only makes it look more like a Vargas calendar come to life. The special effects are special only by virtue of their tinselly cheapness, and a cool vibes score accompanies the moon scenes. The print is remarkably well preserved, and the disc also features a cosmic-striptease short subject and a Doris Wishman poster gallery.

Astronauts discover a nudist camp on the moon! A brilliant young rocket scientist and his professor friend decide to build a spaceship and blast off to the moon. Donning idiotic pajama-like space suits, they land on the lunar surface and discover a nudist camp populated by shapely telepathic moon gals with antennae on their heads! After first being rendered helpless by a moon doll’s magic wand, the men are eventually allowed to wander about and witness the naked marvels of life in outer space. But, hey, doesn’t the Queen of the Moon look just like the professor’s secretary? “Nude on the Moon” is a hilarious Sci-Fi nudie-cutie from director Doris Wishman (billed here as “Anthony Brooks”), and filmed at Coral Castle, an extremely oddball tourist attraction in Homestead, Florida.

Starring: Marietta, Ira Magee, Shelby Livingston, Joyce M. Geary, Evelyn Burke, R.C. Lassey, Lacey Kelly, Joyce Brooks, Mary Lassey, Doris Wishman

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Casualties in Iraq
The Human Cost of Occupation
Edited by Margaret Griffis :: Contact

American Military Casualties in Iraq
Date	Total	In Combat
American Deaths
Since war began (3/19/03):	3218	2619
Since "Mission Accomplished" (5/1/03) (the list)	3079	2511
Since Capture of Saddam (12/13/03):	2757	2315
Since Handover (6/29/04):	2359	1986
Since Election (1/31/05):	1781	1523
American Wounded	Official	Estimated
Total Wounded:	24042	23000 - 100000

Playboy Girl: Ashley

WWE Playboy girl Ashley is the latest wwe diva that is standing on the cover of playboy and the pictures inside are mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. In this package you will find all the pictures not ripped out of the magazine but Hi Res Pictures !!!

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6 Babies On The Way

There are instances, when we can be our own worst enemies and one of those instances recently occurred in a courtroom in Ohio, USA. A music producer told a Hamilton County Judge Melba Marsh in court he has six children on the way - all with different women.

Ricky Lackey was asked by a judge how many children he had during sentencing on an attempted theft charge. Lackey, 25, of Cincinnati, told Judge Marsh: "None, but I have six on the way."

"Are you marrying a woman with six children?" asked the confused judge.

"No, I be concubining," he replied, according to local news reports.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

Lackey's lawyer stopped his client from saying more.

-- That's the best legal advice I've heard a lawyer give a client in quite a while. What was this guy allegedly trying to steal anyway - condoms? Hehehe! As a music producer if this had gotten just one more women pregnant they could name all the children after music notes. You know, -- Doh, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, and Ti. It has been a long day, can you tell? Hehehe!

Guide to Marriage and/or Sex

Dave Barry’s humor speaks for itself. Barry on dating: “These are nonstereotypical times we live in, by which I mean that it is the responsibility of the man to ask for the date, and the responsibility of the woman to think up excuses that get progressively more obvious until the man figures out that the woman would rather chew on a rat pancreas.” Barry on falling in love: “When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love. You can tell you’re in love by the way you feel: your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you’re walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it’s always a good idea to check with your doctor.” If you think you might be in danger of having a date, falling in love, or getting married, buy this book immediately.

From Publishers Weekly
Syndicated columnist Barry is just as funny here as in his previous humor books, Babies and Other Hazards of Sex and Claw Your Way to the Top. With a jaundiced eye, he comments on dating and marriage: opening lines (”How about that Middle East?”); French kissing “a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails”; Disney World honeymoons “They say ‘honeymooning in Florida’ because they don’t want people to know that the highlight of the whole wild lustful romantic adventure was shaking hands with Goofy”; grounds for divorce “wearing shorts and black knee socks at the same time”. In addition to the litany of love-life lunacies, there are O’Brien’s 60 entertaining illustrations, including maps, pie charts, cartoons, diagrams and comic strips. A “funny index” not seen by PW. Author tour.
Copyright 1987 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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Naked L.A

In this unique and startling collection of portraits following Naked New York, we see the “beautiful people” of Los Angeles first clothed, then completely naked. The people of Los Angeles are men and women of all shapes, ages, colors, and professions living in a city famed for its Hollywood glamour and perpetual summer. Photographed outdoors we see a magician, screenwriter, trapeze artist, unemployed surfer, filmmaker, casting director, aerospace engineer, and many more. This serious and, at the same time, amusing group of portraits shows the surprising differences and not so surprising similarities we have to one another clothed and unclothed. Unlike traditional nude photography, these portraits don’t have erotic or sexual overtones; they are simply real people who reveal both their clothed public selves and their naked private selves. Greg Friedler’s work as a documentary photographer is a kind of anthropological survey of people. If clothing is a voluntary choice, unclothed we see people in an involuntary state-we see their bodies as we see their faces, unmasked. These images are at once deeply intimate and refreshingly matter of fact.




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