By now, it should be fairly obvious that trying to smuggle illicit drugs across international borders is a no-win proposition. Still, there are those who simply miss the obvious. Such was the case with Svetlana Ivanyshka, 26, who was recently arrested after Ukrainian customs officers cuaught her trying to smuggle hashish inside her vibrator.
Ms. Ivanyshka was asked to open her suitcases at the Kiev Airport after guards got a tip off that a young woman on her flight from New Delhi was carrying drugs. They found a bag of hashish stuffed in the sex toy's battery compartment. "She told us that she had put the drugs in a vibrator because she thought no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it," said a customs spokesman. "She was obviously unaware of how thorough our officers are in their searches."
-- Given what was she was trying to smuggle into Kiev, she was also probably unaware of what day it was. Yep, it sounds to me like she was going for the old "double buzz" but, instead, she was "buzzted". Hehehe! And since customs officials have no qualms about doing body cavity searches, why did she think the customs officers would have qualms about examining a vibrator?
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