There must be at least a thousand sexual fetishes out there, but this is one we haven't come across before. A 38-year-old Chris Donald, a British mechanic by profession, claims that he likes to have sex not in cars, but with cars. He says he has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski in the last 20 years. A nice car ... is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it," Donald told reporters.
"It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added.
According to news reports, Donald also maintains a web portal on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling. His website is fully dedicated to "auto-erotic stories".
-- This guy has had sex with thirty cars, two boats and a jet-ski? I think it's safe to assume the engines were NOT running when he did this. Otherwise he could have seriously damaged his ...er ... "dipstick", hehehe! Hmmm ... I wonder if he uses KY or Penzoil? I suppose there is a bright side to this. After all, in 20 years he hasn't been named even once as a defendant in a paternity suit. Hehehe!
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