Call it an enigma. Police in Purton, England, are puzzled by the perplexing case of the not-missing panties. Police know the panties aren't missing for two reasons: First, because no one has reported them missing or stolen. Second, because the police keep finding them.
The find them, oddly enough, draped over road signs and draped over gravestones, which is even more odd. And they have been finding them for months.
The not-missing-panties mystery began last November when the first pair of not-missing women's panties were discovered over a road sign in the village of Purton, near Swindon, which is located in Wilshire. Since then, Purton police have found 30 pair of panties draped over roadsigns and gravestones in the village and they aren't sure what to make of it.
Puton Policeman Phil Elliott said: "If it's a practical joke and someone could just let us in on it, then that would be great." He said all the panties appears to be knew and of quite good quality, further deepening the enigma, if enigmas can be deepened, that is, and adding to the Purton Police Department's desire to get to the bottom of the mysterious case of the not-missing-panties.
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