Women who want their hair to be "wondefully soft and thick" need to use a little bull semen on it. That's the work from an upscale London beauty salon that claims it can give women's hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture than includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.
Hari's salon, in ritzy Chelsea, offers a 45-minute "Aberdeen Organic Hair" treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair, a spokeswoman told reporters. Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products - including wild avocados and truffle oil – before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.
"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told reporters. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick." He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.
MOOOOooooo! Didn't they do this in the movie "There's Something About Mary"? But wait, that wasn't bull semen - it was Mary's boyfriend's semen, and it was one of the funniest scenes in the movie, hehehe! Although Cameron Diaz's hair did look good. And just how did Hari "hit" on bull semen as that special ingredient to make women's hair look great anyway? And does this mean fewer calves will born in Britain next spring? And if you go to Hari's and then Spain, ladies, will matadors start waving red capes at you? Better watch out for their "swords", hehehe!
Hari's salon, in ritzy Chelsea, offers a 45-minute "Aberdeen Organic Hair" treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair, a spokeswoman told reporters. Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products - including wild avocados and truffle oil – before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.
"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told reporters. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick." He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.
MOOOOooooo! Didn't they do this in the movie "There's Something About Mary"? But wait, that wasn't bull semen - it was Mary's boyfriend's semen, and it was one of the funniest scenes in the movie, hehehe! Although Cameron Diaz's hair did look good. And just how did Hari "hit" on bull semen as that special ingredient to make women's hair look great anyway? And does this mean fewer calves will born in Britain next spring? And if you go to Hari's and then Spain, ladies, will matadors start waving red capes at you? Better watch out for their "swords", hehehe! 
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